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My question of the month:

When they sell silverware it's sold as either service for 4 or for 8.  So, why is it they sell steak knives in sets of 6?  Feel free to email me your answers joanne@surfntheweb.com

 

My favorite email funny of the week:

 FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

      40-ish........................ ..........49.

      Adventurous................... .......Slept with everyone.

      Athletic...................... ..........No breasts.

      Average looking.....................Moooo.

      Beautiful..................... .........Pathological liar.

      Emotionally Secure..................On medication.

      Feminist...................... .........Fat.

      Free Spirit........................ .....Junkie.

      Friendship first...................... .Former Slut.

      New-Age....................... .......Body hair in the wrong places.

      Old-fashioned................. .......No B.J.'s

      Open-minded................... ......Desperate.

      Outgoing...................... ........Loud and embarrassing.

      Professional.................. .........Bitch.

      Voluptuous.................... .......Very fat.

      Large frame......................... ..Hugely fat.

      Wants soul mate.................... .Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

      Yes........................... ..........No

      No............................ ..........Yes

      Maybe. .................... .... ........No

      We need.......................... .....I want

      I am sorry......................... ....You'll be sorry

      We need to talk......................You 're in trouble

      Sure, go ahead... .....................You better not

      Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

      I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

      You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

      I am hungry........................ ...I am hungry

      I am sleepy........................ ....I am sleepy

      I am tired......................... .....I am tired

      Nice dress......................... .....Nice cleavage!

      I love you........................... ...Let's have sex now

      I am bored......................... ....Do you want to have sex?

      May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.

      Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

      Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

      Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

      I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

 


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